Phil Danzig's Witicisms

Phil Danzig's Off Color Witicisms

You are the right thigh for me. 3 Jan 1991
Just when I think a woman is going to say "yes" , I discover she has a big "but..." 8 feb 1991
If I told you I thought you were homosexual, would you hold it against me? 7 Mar 1991
Women anchors on TV makes it easier to keep abreast with the news. 8 jun 1991
She wispered whoresly into my ear. 23 jul 1991
You can't put a dick in a dike. 8 jul 1991
She decided to get pregnant on the sperm of the moment. 13jul 1991 (with ND)
He kissed her on the rug and enjoyed floorplay.17 Oct 1991
I like to get up at a quarter after sex. 23 dec 1991
He was a real genitileman. 5 jun 1990
I love her parts, but I love more her whole. 15 jun 1990
Condom and Gamorra. 5 jun 1990
I want to do a lot of s-women this summer. 26 jul 1990
My hard beats for you. 13 nov 1990
She thought she loved me till she discovered I was only using her as a crotch. 19 feb 1998
From all around a soft woman. 20 sep 1990
To make a long-time relationship work sometimes you have to just stick it out! 17 oct 1990
You have to know when to stick it out. 17 oct 1990
The pecking order, who has the biggest ... 7 feb 1995
"Statutory rape" - raped a statue. 10 Feb 1995
I let her slip through my fingers. 14 feb 1995
I loved her in spurts. 26 Feb 1995
Do men see women as the sum of their parts? Or only see some of theit parts? 2 march 1995
Sex deep-ends. 11 Jan 1994
Head over thighs in love. 8 april 1995
Her Biological Clock was throbbing. 29 jan 1990
Uncircumcised penis is hard to come by. 18 Feb 1994
Some women say an uncircumcised penis is hard to come by. -ND Nov 2005
At work: Kick ass or kiss ass. 18 Feb 1994