Phil Danzig's Witticisms
- Shakespeare was not such a great writer. He just strung together a
lot of famous phrases.
- What do you get from holy cows? Swiss cheese. May 1984
- I have suddenly decided that spontaneity doesn't work. (c.2004)
- Bear in mind. (c.2004)
- In trying to get himself accepted by the Muslims, Salman Rushdie is swimming upstream.1 Jan 1991
- After working 15 min on the car, he felt the engine start to go! 8 jan 1991
- In bed, (w)resting. 11 jan 1991
- A quote from Shlomo Carlebach-" To believe in G-d is to remember all G-d did for you yesterday." 22 jan 1991
- The woman that got a-way, about her. 25 jan 1991
- She led him into de-basement. 1 feb 1991
- He listened intently (He strained to listen) with great deftness. 6 feb 1991
- A cook and a writer, both depend on their sauces (sources).21 feb 1991
- My heart felt tight until I decided to pr(a)y. 26 feb 1991
- I have several insignificant others. 4 mar 1991 (with ND)
- If you make a budget too rigid, you can't budge it. 7 mar 1991
- One should follow the written laws by rote. 13 Mar 1991
- Salt a slug today. 12 apr 1991
- Hilter was a Nazi-moran. 31 may 1991
- About Shomo Carlebache - A lonely person has not been discovered for whom he is no friend. 6 jun 1991
- Do you speak well of somebody with an addiction? 6 jun 1991
- This is a thankless task - I'd like to thank you but I can't - It's
thankless. 10 jun 1991
- When Pharoah died, the stunned Egyptians went into deNile. 13 jun 1991
- Put some lattitude in your attitude. Snow White and the 7 endwarfins. A predictable predicament. Jul 1991
- When he said he would build for her a throne room, she didn't ask against which wall she'd be thrown. 2 jul 1991
- Birth control -> Earth control. 3 jul 1991
- Planet Earth? -> Planet Dirt!
- The toilet flushed. The sound was deficating. 9 Jul 1991
- The short African tribe got their name because thay asked people they met
to "pig-me" up. 16 jul 1991
- The nobility has no ability. 18 jul 1991
- The rite of being right. 30 sept 1991
- Talking aloud not allowed. 5 oct 1991
- Students who are taught too much should relax. 9 oct 1991
- Names for insect repellant: buzz off, bee gone, (ND repel ant)10oct 1991
- With these words I bespeach you.20 oct 1991
- What's that smell? Only G-d's nose knows.12 dec 1991
- If you don't clean the chimney, Santa Claus will catch the flue! 17 dec 1991
- Happy Contrails (for a airplane farewell).
© Nachum Danzig 2004