Phil Danzig's Witticisms 2

• Horses are the main beneficiaries of the Industrial revolution. 9 jan 1990
• Don't get caught with your legal briefs down. 22 jan 1990
• The Church of Perpetual Suffering. 26 jan 1990
• Homelessness is next to godlessness as homelyness is next to godliness. 29 jan 1990
• How do you think they crush the grapes for "lafite" wine? 31 jan 1990
• Bless me for I have sneezed. 5 feb 1990
• Friends in high places: Elevator operator. 10 feb 1990
• Say a baracha before eating baruch-fast. 13 feb 1990
• ND: Rank has its priveledges, you get to be alone. 14 feb 1990
• ND: Rank has its priveledges, and its smells. c. 2004
• He consorts with cows and other animals of that ilk. (elk? milk?) 15 feb 1990
• The thermometer was high, not as hot as yesterday, but the mercury lingers on... 15 march 1990
• I use a black showercap, I never know when G-d may appear. 30 mar 1990
• An inhibited exhibitionist. 28 mar 1990
• Kafka's ideas were so disgusting even his soup disagreed with him. 5 apr 1990
• Say "no" the same way you say "yes". 18 april 1990
• The way is easy for those with no preferences. 19 apr 1990
• It smells funny, it must be laughing gas. 24 april 1990
• I drink everything in moderation. 30 apr 1990
• She lets him have his ways. 1 may 1990
• Take a bath before sa-bath. 4 may 1990
• Dogs embarking on careers. 5 may 1990
• We are now living in what they used to call the future. 11 may 1990
• Just as the soul inhabits the body, "clothes" itself in the body, so, the body clothes itself and is recognized by its cover. 11 may 1990
• Parenting is training offspring to live without parenting. 15 may 1990
• Jugglers make money hand over fist. 17 may 1990
• Why are metaphysicians like apiarians? Both know about beeing. 23 may 1990
• I am an imperfect but finished product.
• My car is radio active, when I turn the key , the radio goes active 26 jun 1990
• Take this woman for better or coerce. 27 jul 1990
• The Arabs inventing Nothing. (a big zero) 16 aug 1990
• A witch with which to cast a spell. 11 Sep 1990
• A spelling witch to cast a spell. 31 oct 1990
• Anybody with perfect spelling ability - it must be a witch cast a spell. 14 sep 1990
• You cannot get blood from a stone but you can get oil from Iraq. 14 sep 1990
• He put on yesterday's cloths to look as formeral as possible. 9 oct 1990
• A summer party: In the Garden before the Fall.
• What we need is fewer people telling us what we need. 18 oct 1990
• He absurd everyone in the room with his ironic sense of bility. 27 oct 1990
• What is holding the plane up? All the traffic! 3 nov 1990
• Please watch the baby. I don't mind! 5 nov 1990
• Sign in airport: Terminal rest rooms. 9 Nov 1990