Phil Danzig's Witticisms 3

• There's no place like home which is why I like to travel so much. 14 nov 1990
• The most sensitive part of speach are her lips. 16 nov 1990
• She walked through the field of flowers wearing her petal pushers. 16 nov 1990
• I want the goose of humour to amuse me.16 nov 1990
• Always beware of adverbs. 16 nov 1990
• I didn't want to do a small picture, so I issued a demural. 16 nov 1990
• Visit Rebbe 2 Dec 1990
• Says Shlomo Carlebache: Who is holiest? He who made no mistake? or He who made mistakes but came back? 3 dec 1990
• He - Brew. 3 dec 1990
• The sun has no shadow. 3 dec 1990
• What do you play? I play dumb. 27 dec 1990
• A drop in the budget. 28 dec 1990
• I change my style of dressing -- so my cloths don't become a habit. 1 jan 1991
• She hadn't sung for a while and didn't know how the recital would afect her career. The audience listened -- then she knew -- it was curtains. 1990
• Jews must never be idol. 3 jan 1998
• A bris = His loss / Our gain!
• My sister was upset about her life and sobbing. She was having an existential cry-sis! 15 jan 1998 (with ND)
• You water silk flowers with compressed air. 12 feb 1998
• A rich hopeful inner life. Your in-to-wishing. 12 feb 1998
• Nothing symbolic about Mount Sinai - only thing "cymbolic" would be the sound effects. 13 feb 1998
• One good turn deserves de nada. 13 feb 1998
• When is a face not ador-able? When you don't shave and it gives you a jar. 27 feb 1998
• It's not a beard, it's chest hair! Just hair! Chust hair! 18 mar 1998
• Edward VII's misstress was beautiful but his wife looked the other way. 1 apr 1998
• (Two wrongs don't make a right, but) Three lefts equals a right! 23 apr 1998