Phil Danzig's Witticisms 4

• (If talk is cheep, then) bird-talk is cheep-cheep. c. 2004
• Arabs make love intents. c.1992
• The law of the human migration has never been repealed. c.2001
• Phillipsism: Something which Phillip made up, himself .. .. .. 30 oct 2003
• You heard it here FIRST !
  Ways of communication:
  1. Words
  2. Gestures
  3. Facial expressions
  4. Body Language
  5. "Solecisms," which refers to a grammatical error in speech [Freudian sip], or to a breach of etiquette.
  30 oct 2003
• "You could do it, but IT WOULD BE WRONG."- often used in the 1980's
• You can sue, but you might lose - in answer to my question as a child, 'can you sue over that?'
• The eyes never stop seeing, just that when you close your eyes there's nothing to see. - August 2004
• Advertisment for Thai Resteurant: Come get tongue thaid. - Nachum D. Feb 2005
• Answering Machine Message: We may be in and out of it, we may be out, and into it. 5 July 1994
• Synergy out of the project because not NJersey seal. 11 july 1994
• Nachum says: Time is cyclical counting. 13 july 1994
• Time is counting. Repetitive counting. July 1994
• G-d created the Word-Perfect, but he put an "L" into it. 6 Aug 1994
• For the problem of thirst there is a ready solution. 4 Jan 1994
• Ideas for License Plates: Y*KNOT , QQQQ - 3 Feb 1994
• No Ga. Distinction weld torch - tool of trade. 18 Feb 1994
• Death In Vennice: Charou rows people accross stix Death/ India ashes in Ganges/ Pharoah rides in boat with Ra? To Ra? Why? / Sun is a body borne by water moves involuntarily. 19 feb 1994
• Let's bury the hatchet. In whose head? 20 Feb 1994
• May he not meet his mother in Heaven. 22 Feb 1994
• The obvious. The Devious. 1 March 1994
• When you do lots of math, your mind gets number. 14 March 1994
• How people want to live: Love? Share goals? Share values? Family & Friends? College helps. 18 March 1994
• Badger tatoo on chest. 15 March 1994
• MITE-Y, LIKE A ROSE still above ground. 21 March 1994
• Don't eat vile, it's a cruel food. 23 march 1994
• The easiest guest to host: out-of-town guest. PID and ND 29 March 1994
• He: " I'm falling." She: "You said it." 29 march 1994
• Waving thoughts / thought waves. 29 march 1994
• For "The Lady"
  S.word -> Instant High
  L.word -> Prolonged/ Cronic Hi
  M.word
• Endolphins, endwarfins, endorphans. 5 April 1994
• For Madie: I am crazy to be a writer. 26 may 1994
• The failure of my first marriage was entirely my fault ... I just wasn't FEM enough. 23 may 1994
• Israel is teaching the PLO the lessons of Democracy: That a strong minority can defeat or paralize the goals and program of the leadership. 6 jan 1995
• Inventions: Bird's Blood + Magnetism, Hatch-Back, Orbit the Dead, Chop-stick Straw, Tele-Port by Atomic code 26 Dec 1994