Phil Danzig's Witticisms 5

• No point of view is "Objective" - a photo essay even has a subjective bias. 29 Dec 1994
• A E I O U - Ask me, I'm yours. 10 March 1994
• Lawn Tennis Court. 10 March 1994
• Was Elvis Rotund. 10 March 1994
• It's not that I forgot that you have a birthday - - I know that very well - -It's just I fogot its date. 23 Aug 1995
• California is the WET coast. (England too) 9 sept 1995
• Overheard: "Critics" of Jewish religious practices, rules & regs talk without knowledge, like deaf people evaluating an orchestra. 11 jan 1995
• Don't point, It has a nail! 6 feb 1995
• Hilda was my major undertaking 1993 10 Feb 1995
• Rose above all kings 9 march 1995 Winter Rose Above Ground -ND 2005
• I am Known as an unknown quantity. 28 Dec 1994
• Maybe my brother Allan picked his nose in public because he spent so much time in libraries.
• Went to wall , prayed with 30,000 . 3 Jan 1994
• Asedophilos Yougurt. 12 may 1995
• The chair that Jack built. The Chair the Rigor Mortise set in. 12 may 1995
• LISTEN = SILENT 1 may 1995
• It's not only the red tape, but sometimes the un-read tape. 2 may 1995
• If you could communicate with a difficult lover re: your problem with their "distancing", you wouldn't have a problem in the first place. 25 april 1995
• An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of manure. 18 april 1995
• To Phil: It's not the crazy stuff on your head but in it that matters. 19 april 1995
• Ontological Insecurity, Narcisistic Insult. 6 April 1995
• All I ever needed ot know I learned from my girlfriends. 28 March 1995
• Impecable alignment 28 March 1995
• Nothing is enough for me. 18 march 1995
• Orthodox women put on (h)airs. 17 march 1995 (give themselves (h)airs.)
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• First time went to playground in Dallas - "merry-go-round" was intimidating. feb 2 1995